he doesn't get it. he's not going to get it. he's still bullish. confused on the blockchain.

> three steps. you got this. probably.
Download Metamask or any Ethereum wallet. Fund it with some ETH from your favorite exchange.
Head to uniswap. Paste the $WUMP contract address below into the swap field.
Swap ETH for $WUMP. Close the tab. Forget about it. That's the strategy. That's the whole thing.